Punch and Us

Furthering their typecasted celebrity, Angelina Jolie and Morgan Freeman reprise their roles as a smoldering bad ass and comforting grandfather. However, these are the only things that Wanted seems to get right. While Hollywood is notorious for defying and destroying the laws of technology (see Untraceable), it manages to one-up itself as Wesley Gibson googles his name to zero search results. First, he didn’t even put his query in quotations, which opens the floor to any page that contains those two words at any point. Second, say he properly knew how to use search engines, he still would’ve found something seeing as his name is as generic as white bread.

Let’s see what happens when we google “Wesley Gibson” and, for purity, omit the movie title from our return. Oh look, scores of pages!

All nerding out on how to effectively scour the Net aside, this is… still awful.
- Niko