Punch and Us

There’s no way Hollywood is going to convince me that Anne Hathaway is hot AND tough (there’s something about the huge eyes, wide mouth and pasty skin). That combination only works on cyclops. She is cute, in the same way Rugrats were cute, but Rugrats didn’t try to convince us that they are secret agents. Now, Steve Carell and The Rock, that’s more believable, but it’s probably because I grew up on Inspector Gadget and James Bond movies. Also, Angelina Jolie has ruined my image of female spies forever. I expect them to be pouty with defined shoulders and have columns of squiggly lines for tattoos. Then again, I’m also convinced that God looks like Morgan Freeman, but I will never let the media brainwash me into believing that Anne Hathaway is hot. Never! Well….maybe in Brokeback Mountain…

Espionage with plenty of hijinks and action scenes. This is what the summer-movie-crowd likes.
-Hien