Punch and Us

A homeless superhero, aye? Who also HAPPENS to be black…Although, I could not imagine Hancock as any other ethnicity. He could be white I guess but that would produce less lovable results. He could be Mexican but people would just assume he’s a day laborer if he sits anywhere. He could be Asian but that’s just not believable. A homeless Asian? Bitch please, there’s always nails.

I happen to think I witnessed a real-life Hancock before from the patio of a bar. Lives were not saved or did DUI flying occur, the cockeyed bum just did a series of back flips and front flips like a gymnast down the middle of the street for five dollars (that’s how much the drunken pool of money amounted to). I really have very little criticisms for Hancock. Drunk, homeless superheroes appeal to my cynical side and white pretty ladies, Charlize Theron, completes what I expect from a Hollywood film. It’s so good I want to drool.

Five, the holy grail of Punch and Us ratings. Pretentiousness aside, the commercial has proven to me that Hancock is the definition of a blockbuster.
- Hien

(Niko is on a very long vacation. So, hold on to the strings of your boxer shorts. Also, we’re working on our site, to be moved to an actual domain that we paid real money for–not with our usual Monopoly bills).