Punch and Us

Oh del Toro, how I have followed your career. Your pudgy Micheal Moore-ish face is so capable of causing  involuntary bladder release.  Niko says that Hellboy’s lines in the commercials are corny. I’d say Hellboy is suppose to have the maturity of a teenager and come on man, teenagers are just corny. I remember the days when I use to write emo poetry about death and bitches and revenge while dying my self-cut hair with Manic Panic. Don’t worry kiddies, it’s not angst that you’re experiencing, it’s because you’re a virgin. Your day will finally cum (heh, get it?).

I’m a del Toro fan. Also, I know that we all secretly love staring at fantastical physical deformities as we sneer and protect the nearest child. No one creates hideous creatures better than del Toro and plus, it’s in movie form. It’s ok to be afraid and stare.
- Hien